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alkaline water, i'll rememba that

and yeah, i used to get it way worse when i drank regularly and weighed a fuck of a lot more

but it plagues me still. gotta kick the cigs, they aint helpin :v

AldousIsDead posted...

I have to take Viagra if I wanna fuck.

Viagra can also cause vicious heartburn as a side effect, and at least for me the heartburn lasts waaaaaaaaay longer than the boner.

I have in fact turned down sex because of the heartburn deterrent. My teenage self would be disgusted with me.

if yer teenage self knew the feel of protracted heartburn, he'd understand. unless he was desperate ig