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DespondentDeity posted...

Im your 13th best friend thats spooky

man me and my best bud (not the one who touched dongs or the one with the prison dad) got jobs at this haunted house one year. most of the time i got stuck with some dumb ass costume like the mummy (who tf seriesly afraid of a mummy). but this one night me and my bud got to be the killer clowns in this trippy af tunnel with swirly shit patterns that spun around and u had to cross this weak ass bridge to get thru.

it was p dope. better than some shitty mummy anyways. but me and my bud were scarin the shit out of dudes for like two hours and then this chick in my science class i had a thing for came in.

i scared the shit out of her. she fell off the bridge and threw up all over herself. they had to take her out on a stretcher. i never told her it was me and i found out later that she had a thing for me too. but i couldnt not smell barf whenever i saw her after that so i passed. smelled so fuckin bad in that tunnel the rest of the night lmao.

omega_cookie posted...

Did the English language murder your family or something?

who tf gonna write like a professor to theyre best buds? thats impersonal as shit. buds speak casual. when i was a kid there was this dude that lived a block up and i always saw him drivin his mom around in some weird ass old dude car. he was like idk 40 or somethin and still lived at home. the only time i ever saw that dude out of that car was when he was mowin the grass, which he did in a suit and tie. if me and my buds ever went past on our skateboards hed just shake his head at us.

i bet that dude never had a best bud in his life, mayb his moms idk. but if he ever did have a bud, he seems like the kinda dude that woulda made sure he used proper english to tell his best bud about touchin dongs in a devils threeway