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He was doing a "Halloween" themed marathon yesterday where he was watching clips of "spooky" stories from one of those shitty lowest common denominator youtube channels.

It was a complete debacle. None of it was scary, it was just creepy. "18 year old raped and murdered at Walmart!" damn, I'm feeling in the festive season now! And you better believe he went on a giant fucking Walmart rant. Saying shit like it was the dregs of society that goes there.

Phil was in contact with the youtuber who runs the channel and he sent Phil a curated list of the best videos for the stream, but Phil is so mindnumbingly incompetent he couldn't follow it and ended up just watching random videos from the channel instead. He knew nothing about several famous stories he covered. He'd never heard of DB Cooper before. He knows fucking nothing. He was presented with 2 minute takes on these stories that there exist hours long youtube breakdowns on and he had a hot take for all of them. When listenening to the James Bulgar story he went on a rant about how parents are responsible for the behaviors of their children. He listened to some dumbfuck story about an alchemist and he went on a rant about how alchemy makes no sense because if they actually managed to create gold from other elements, the value of gold would plummet. He listened to a story about a junkie overdosing in an outdoor toilet at Walmart and he thought it was the most confusing mystery in all of human history.

It was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. At some point I stopped paying attention. I don't remember this holocaust thing so it must have happened after that.