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I could go over my username history, I guess...

andymancan1: Still have this account, shockingly. Was my first main and my primary handle everywhere at the time, as it contains my name and a meme. Still works after all these years - it's reflective enough of my youth, but not too immature. Worth noting that I was 18 y/o at the time, and not 13 y/o.
MayaFeyManiac: After this board forced me to play the Phoenix Wright trilogy (thanks for that), I adorked Maya, and made a username for that. This sounds incredibly "weeby angsty college student" now and also coincided with the time I pretended I was female for lulz... which made no sense in retrospect. That's the funniest part to think back about.
AmandaKimmel: I spent a good part of four years dreaming about who's now my ex-future ex-wife, and....... then she turned out to be LameJokeAlt. Go figure.
BlueCrystalTear:I changed the above username to this one to reference Tear Grants in Tales of the Abyss (the Blue Crystal Rod being her ultimate weapon). I wanted it to sound more mature than some of my previous ones and have a certain aura about it. It also shares an acronym with a sandwich and at the time I found that funny (Bacon Chives Tomato, in my mind). And now, the fact that I found that shared acronym funny is itself funny. I'm still happy with this handle.

And yes, Dante, I know that literally just happened because I was writing this post in another tab. Here's a screenie of what I presume to be your last post under your old name for a keepsake:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/6/AAR0ZFAADk-e.png