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TopicCould Donkey Kong defeat Spike from Ape Escape in a fight?
rwlh
07/13/22 5:18:06 PM
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as nominated by @ZaziGuado

Arguments for Spike:
  • catching monkeys is basically his thing, and many Kongs have shown specific weaknesses to being captured, including DK
  • he has a variety of offensive equipment and techniques, including a boxing glove that can obliterate machinery
  • VS Battles Wiki says he's "continent class" in both striking strength and durability...is Donkey Kong "continent class," huh?


Arguments for DK:
  • puny human go smush
  • DK might not be continent class, but he is certainly Kongtinent class
  • if DK shoots Spike, it's gonna hurt


Last topic we had a real debate going between DK and the 1985 Chicago Bears, but ultimately fifty well padded humans were not enough to take down one very ripped ape; DK won, 21-11, in what will probably be a record high vote total for this topic series. Today we have another human opponent, but one outfitted with gadgets specifically designed to ensnare simians! Can DK escape?

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