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TopicCould Donkey Kong defeat the 1985 Chicago Bears in a fight?
rwlh
07/09/22 6:43:52 PM
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as nominated @MoogleKupo141

Arguments for the Bears:
  • they are consistently ranked among the greatest NFL teams of all time
  • they are a well-oiled machine of teamwork and quick thinking
  • as with Pokemon Trainer Red, head coach Mike Ditka might give instructions from the sidelines


Arguments for DK:
  • can a bunch of above average humans really take down a massive gorilla?
  • we've already established gorilla > bear (see Kuma topic)
  • if DK brings Engarde the dolphin into the fight, it's gonna hurt


Last topic Shepard defeated DK with ease. Today is a more...interesting opponent, DK's first fight against a non-video game character. The 1985 Bears are consistently heralded as one of the greatest football teams of all time, but will that translate that into a different kind of offensive success? Is this an example of the age-old question "how many kindergartners can an adult human take down" at once, or can these Bears bite back?
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