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Tropicalwood posted...

I knew the lizard people were real.

Whenever you come into any contact with secondhand smoke you are able to create a gentle pulse/vibration(not even a 2 on the Richter scale.) in the surrounding area. However, second hand smoke is 50% more toxic to you as a side effect.

Purple_Cheetah posted...

There's

There's a 1/66 chance that when someone within earshot refers to an object while talking that is/has a homonym it will instead be the other object/word. Be especially careful around dyes and whole anything.

Wetterdew posted...

You can hold your bladder indefinitely. You might think this is bad for your kidneys, but sur prisingly, they're actually chill with it. Wow.

bulletproofvita posted...

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Any sub shop you walk into you'll be able to say, "I want the bulletproofvita" not only will they be able to tell exactly what you want (even if you yourself don't know) but they'll always have the ingredients to make it and it will always be perfectly prepared to your preferences.

Ratchetrockon posted...

Please

You cannot be grabbed. Nobody can successfully grab or hold you. You will always be able to either slide or slither out. Every other form of violence is still relatively applicable to you, but nobody can successfully grab or hold any part of you unless you decide to let them.