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| Topic | America: ''if you want a good life, get a good job and make a lot of money'' |
| Umbreon 05/03/22 11:17:51 AM #16: | You: *Is born* Everyone: What do you want to do when you grow up? You: Umm... Everyone: You have to go to college to make money! Everyone: Go to college! It's the only way or success! You: Yay, high school! Everyone: You need to prepare for college! You: O-okay you keep saying that bu- Everyone: College! Army recruiter: Hey kid, wanna go die for your country? We'll pay for your college classes. You: Okay I'm almost done with High School and I think I want to do this for the rest of my life? But the cost seems a bi- Everyone: No no, don't worry about that. Take out as many loans as you have to. You'll pay it all back once you graduate and get a high paying job. *Economy crashes* You: Can I have a job. Employers: Sure kid. You have 5 years experience? You: No. But I have a deg- Employers: So does everyone! Get out of here kid! *10 years later* You: Why the fuck are these loans so high? Everyone: LOL, why did you go to college if you can't afford it? --- Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile) 12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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