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You have to wonder if it could just be an age thing TC. Like what happened when former WWE Intercontinental Champion William Regal lost his virginity in the streets of Blackpool England when he was a wee barely legal adult.

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Regal was new to the Wrestling world and had spent the last several months getting his British bum kicked by men twice his size with 20 times his experience. Then one day while backstage getting prepared to referee a main event tag team match, a beautiful young Scottish lass approached him out of no where and started coming onto him. Until she straight up invited him to have sex with her in the back of the ring-truck.

https://i.imgur.com/vQAr8fV.jpg

Regal was nervous and awestruck but he was as stubborn and determined outside of the ring as he was in it. So he agreed and let her lead him into the truck and onto some sound equipment. He was so bedazzled, horny, excited and confused that he didn't realize it was a trap. Close to the entire ring-crew and half the active roster where standing around and watching as he lost his virginity forever.

It took 5 seconds for him to realize that he was surrounded, and then his excitement turned into horror. Even the girl was laughing now as the booming entrance music could be heard in the distance and she said "Weren't you supposed to be doing something?" reminding him of the main event tag team match he was supposed to be officiating at that very moment.

The Rookie Regal leaped out of the truck, desperately clawing at his pants, or should we say trousers to get them back on as he sprinted to the ring. However once he made inside the squared circle, out of breath and calling for the opening bell. Steve Peacock (one of the fellow wrestlers) grabbed a microphone and said "Ladies and Gentlemen we apologize but we can't wrestle with a referee who has a massive erection."

Causing the entire arena to burst into laughter at the humiliated and emasculated Regal.

https://i.imgur.com/XUlsGWq.png

And everyone remembers their first time, no matter how brief. So this memory has been permanently burned into the enigmatic Englishman's mind.

So anytime you're feeling perpeutally horny just take a moment to remember what William Regal went through and realize that if you don't calm down and think about what you're doing, it might end badly for you.

You gotta believe it won't be long until you're a little older and your emotions will level out