LogFAQs > #964462213

50ish white lady: Are you jewish?
Me: No
Patient: Good. I hate the jews.
Me: ........Why? >_>
Patient: Cuz they're bad people.

Me: Geez, this rain sucks huh?
50ish black lady: Yeah, but you know what they say; a few drops of rain keep the [n-word soft A]s off the corner!
Me: ......... (how the fuck am I supposed to respond to that lol)

Me: Alright, you got assaulted by someone. Why?
30ish white man: "Cuz of this!" *literally flashes a swastika tattoo on his arm* "Fuck [n-word hard R]s!"
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >_>

Me: Sir, you gotta stay in the bed.
80ish black guy with dementia: Fuck you [c-word hard R], go kill yourself!
Me: ...nah >_>

Me: Let me just wrap your arm up in this bandage and you'll be all set.
80ish white guy with dementia: Thanks [n-word hard R]!
Me: ........No prob sir >_>

*Me trying to restrain a combative old white lady with dementia*
80s white lady with dementia: Get off me you slave! I own you!
Me: wut

Bonus not racist one:
*kid patient is nervous so I let him play Minecraft on my smartphone while I write my report*
Kid: Hey you don't have any good skins! Do you want me to buy them for you? I've memorized my mom's credit card number!
Me: .....no thanks >_> She probably wouldn't like that

That's all I can think of right now. I'm sure there is plenty I forgot about >_>

tl;dr: The public is fucking crazy lol