Melinda May is a double? agent inside of SHIELD, secretly working for SHIELD’s boss because he doesn’t trust them. Or something. I’ll be honest, I stopped watching this show very quickly. I’m not a big superhero fan.
Okay so I guess Melinda May’s Looks paragraph can be replaced by “The ranking where we discovered Anagram’s weakness for professionally-dressed hot Asian chicks.” Objectively she is probably not a 67, but whatever, I’m the one doing this ranking.
Personality-wise, she’s quiet, fearless, and willing to break the rules. She acts cold to people she doesn’t trust or know, but I assume that as a waifu that will not include me, so the warmer and more selfless personality applies. Sounds good.
PWC-wise, she’s got a government job that should be stable, though I know in actuality that it’s always getting infiltrated by Nazis or aliens or whatever. Still, it seems like a pretty decent job.