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| Topic | ~^~^~Lightning in a Bottle: Inviso Plays Through Final Fantasy XIII~^~^~ |
| Inviso 08/25/17 7:14:39 PM #2: | We open on a train. Somewhere, Selphie has an orgasm. And look at these Mass Effect soldiers walking around with their laser guns. Alright, Lightning quickly proves to be a badass as she goes all Milla Jovovich on the soldiers, kicks everyone's ass, and commandeers a rifle to kick some more ass. Meanwhile, we're also introduced to Sazh, who comforts a crying child who looks like Tidus, age 5. What I'm saying is that Sazh should've chucked that kid from the train and saved us all a lot of future grief. Don't worry that, Sazh rapidly earns back any cool points lost by not murdering future Tidus, but going immediately into comic relief mode and freaking out about Lightning being almost TOO MUCH of a badass. And finally he goes full-blown "too old for shit shit" and follows her to make sure this bitchy girl doesn't get her ass beat. Opening cinematic also has some weird portal things that SEEM like they're near enough to the resistance or the rebellion that they would recognize them as a threat...but they DON'T and allow monsters get get summoned? Whatever, it's cool, 'cause Lightning has the smash ball, and she blows shit up all day e'eryday. --- Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier. Inviso ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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