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So I went to a local show last weekend. GNW. Great North Wrestling.

It was beyond a shadow of a doubt the absolute worst train wreck of a show I have ever seen.

It was like watching Botchamania if someone botched it.

First off the sound system was awful so I had no idea who 95% of the people were or why they hated each other.

First two matches were whatever and fine.

Third match was the first appearance of Aces & Eights: Quebec..... it was a tag team tables match.

But they didn't have wooden tables oh no... they were plastic. They get to the end of the match and the one guy is laying on the table and this big guy goes up top and does a splash. Table just bounces him back and the guy absorbs the whole impact. So ... do it again. This time a senton. Doesn't break again. Guy on the table keels over and is coughing and gasping and the ref and his partner rush over. His partner starts crying, so that's a good sign. The ref waves off the match saying "the table won't break" and they drag the other guys limp body out.

Next up is Hannibal vs Wes Brisco and 300 Aces and Eights guys.

Hannibal fights off all of them while no DQ occurs somehow. He pins Brisco and wins the belt. Decent match, but post match Hannibal turns on the old fat manager type of A&8. He tries to powerbomb him through a table (yes another plastic one). He can't quite get him up so he spikes him through the table which explodes oddly. The guy just goes limp. Lays there for ages. I assume to sell. But then after like 5 minutes the crew there notices he isn't moving. So what do they do, well we have no stretcher here so ... carry him out on a table. It took about 15 minutes. The intermission happened here by accident I think.

Up next Psycho Sid vs Some guy who is Pro Trump. Sid can barely move now. He is gassed from walking to the ring. Barely able to power bomb the guy who was probably 175 pounds.

After that is Pierre Carl Ouellette vs Some Huge Generic Dude. They play the Mountee's theme for PCO. He was not the Mountee ever. So he cuts a promo saying "I wasn't the Mountee."

Main event is a 4 way womens ladder match in which all 4 looked like they had never been in a ladder match before. It was entertaining until the end. The winner couldn't get the belt down. For about 5 minutes. Leading to really awkward staggering and delaying from the 3 other women.
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