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You get drunk, and think "well one won't hurt, I won't get addicted just from one. Always wondered what it was like". Then you don't smoke again until next time you're offered one when you're drunk, with the rationale of "well I did it last time and it wasn't bad, and it was so long ago. Only those pack a day smokers get it bad".

Then you become that guy that's cool because you smoke, but only when you drink. And you can still not smoke when you're sober.

But then you have a bad day, so you bum a cig from your friend while you're sober. Your first sober cig. And you realize you don't really like it. So then you think "yeah, fuck smoking, shits nasty".

But then you go to college and you become friends with a girl and you find out she smokes. You don't want to look like a square in front of her so you accept her offer of a cigarette because you're trying to play it cool in the hopes you'll impress her enough to do the horizontal boogie with her in the near future. You even go so far to buy your own first pack.

She ends up not banging you, and kind of distances herself from you when she turns you down for a date. So you're depressed, and well you bought a whole pack so it'd be a shamed to waste them right?

And then you just have a nightly cigarette. Then it comes up to two cigs a day. And then boom. It keeps adding up variably depending on how your day goes and how busy you are. And eventually you're hooked.
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