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TopicSpider-Geek: Homecoming
Raganork10
06/06/17 2:39:47 AM
#377:


I don't know what it was like when you tried to wrestle to keep King Kong under control on stage back in the early 1900s, but typically, when you fight something 20+ times your size, you're gonna struggle. The satisfaction comes from keeping your own against something the size of a skyscraper that breathes fire, and whose steps cause earthquakes. It's no different than leading a team of high schoolers to fight Satan. Actually, I lied. Fighting King Kong with a toothpick is somehow the more plausible scenario.

Also, the camera? What? You have free reign to control the camera however you please. Unlike DMC, where you have 0 control over the camera and are restricted to fixed angles the entire game. Maybe you'd have a point if you bothered to make it far enough in the single entry that has underwater fights, but that'd require making it past the super scary fluffy lizards that roll over on their backs so you can pet them. Y'know, the same sort of trash mobs that for some inexplicable reason you spend ages fighting. I'm convinced you're hunting with the shadowbox gesture and not actually using your weapon. That or throwing paintballs in vain, hoping they're doing some damage.

Also, it doesn't take an inordinate amount of time to fight the boss monsters. We've left the bronze age, you know. Our weapons are more advanced, but again, maybe it's because you didn't have a boy scout walk up to you to offer assistance for his "I helped the elderly" badge, and direct you to the training missions so you'd know how to actually swing at enemies and not whiff. And for those less capable hunters such as yourself, that's what online lobbies are for. Feel free to roleplay as your real life self and tell the talented, able-bodied young'ins to do all the effort whilst you sit back in your rocking chair humming old folk tunes.
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