LogFAQs > #879628879

I tried.

I told myself, i'd make steaks for dinner, but they didn't defrost fast enough.

I said, I had potato pancakes last night Mashed potatoes with Mozz on top and inside)...I couldn't have pizza tonight.

I tried to wait till Old School Pizza closed.

I resisted for hours.

I almost made a ham sandwich with pepporoni slices, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

I knew.

I knew the battle was already lost.

Pizza had claimed my soul.

I have been defeated. I have ordered The Pizza.

It will be ready in 20 minutes.

I must go pick it up, in the drive of shame.

At least it will never have felt so good to lose (or tasted at least).

Why must Pizza be so irresistible?
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