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TopicI f***ing HATE McDONALD'S!!
Sexypwnstar
05/09/17 12:54:40 PM
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I cannot put into words how much I despise McDonald's. Everytime I see those golden arches, I vomit, just a little, inside my own mouth. It sickens me to the very core of my being. If I'm walking past a McDonald's, I will sometimes have to stop walking and just stop, because I need to use every ounce of my being to just stand there and HATE IT.

Here's a list of my grievances with McDonald's

The fries are too thin and salty. I have to scrape salt off my tongue.
The hamburgers taste like processed garbage and every bite makes you feel sick
The drinks have too much ice in them, and are watered down to begin with.
The desserts give me the runs for at least 2 days. Not even joking.
The staff are always like 15 or 16 and THEY DON'T GIVE A F*** ABOUT THEIR CRAFT
The coffee is bitter and the baristas are terrible all the time.
The parking lot is always full of unsavoury types of people
The toilets are always a mess (HURP I WONDER WHY ***LOL***)
Whenever I make a complaint about something, the manager always gives me the half eye roll and then patronises me before doing absolutely nothing.

They hand you coins on top of the receipt in the drive-thru.This isn't a circus act, I just want to not drop my coins all over the f***ing ground. GOD F***ING DAMNIT .Why are they testing my f***ing co-ordination in a drive-thru?

Whenever I go there with Joey and Cookie, they always try to get me involved in eating chicken nuggets. I keep telling them that I don't want any chicken nuggets but they basically force-feed me these processed things and then I end up bed-ridden for the next 3 days. Not McDonald's fault really, but still annoying.

Who else agrees?
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