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| Topic | Just had sex with my drunk wife |
| ManWithGun 05/02/17 12:13:21 AM #1: | She hasn't had a sip of alcohol in a while. Got completely plastered tonight and started sucking my wang on the couch while watching the Office. It was the episode where Stanley asks Michael if he stuttered. Anyway she made me go to the bedroom and penetrate the pink canoe. My pull out game was on point tonight. Yes I still pull out because I only want to kids but I agreed not to get a vasectomy until I was 26 which is not far. Now I'm going to take a shower because I took a nasty shit earlier from all the tacos I ate yesterday. Probably going to fry some flounder later as a midnight snack of sorts. And play Overwatch and/or Rocket League. --- Heeeey ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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