LogFAQs > #877591973

It is amazing.

It's more amazing than the product is, actually.

The thing is.

The fucking thing is.

Selling large bags of juice like that would be viable marketing strategy.

But they're not advertising it like that, they're selling us a juicer that squeezes already juiced juice.

It's bonkers.

EDIT:

Let me clarify because I'm emotional and things aren't making sense.

The idea of having healthy juice shipped to your house is already something worth selling for those that are too busy to make drinks like these. It's honestly a neat thing, albeit one I wouldn't partake in (mostly because I could just go down to the store and buy capri sun if I wanted that - and now I'm tempted to)

But it's the fucking pretentious nonsense with the "juicer" that doesn't actually juice that bothers me. Why? And why does it need to be fucking connected to the wi fi? Why is this yet another fucking product that requires a smart phone for processes that are completely unrelated to smart phones? What the actual fuck.

I'm upset.
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