But at least Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't determine that one planet was south of another
and nobody used sonic weapons in space
and a monster didn't disarm a jedi by hitting the blade of his lightsaber
and Obi-Wan didn't chastise Anikin for being too rash moments before jumping out the window on like the thousandth floor
and the two main characters didn't force sense an insect in another room while being distracted by an argument but minutes later find themselves unable to sense an assassin while actively looking for a threat
and Anikin didn't talk about sand and pretend to be dead and every single character wasn't completely useless for 90% of the film except for Obi-Wan who literally stumbles upon the potential to win a war nobody knew was coming just out of coincidence and Anikin and Padme didn't develop the deepest romance ever over the course of three lines of dialog and they didn't talk about cool things happening instead of showing the cool things happen and...