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Lately, Sonic fans have taken control of the influencer market, and have now been running campaigns to make mid Sonic games seem like 10/10's. They are even trying to gaslight us into believing '06 is a good game with "just a few flaws" as if people just didn't know they were secretly having fun playing it back in the day and that the hate was become people had a vendetta against him.

Sonic games still lack the polish a truly great game needs; Sonic fans just now are the "reviewers" and the "content creators" in charge of public opinion now, so we have to continue lying to ourselves that these games are "goated" when we all are really yearning for something better.

I was growing soft on Sonic these last few years, but he doesn't deserve it. His movies are ashamed to be himself (it took 3 movies for it to somewhat start feeling like a video-game movie, and people act like that's a great thing), he tries to play as some underdog when he's just a big dog actively choosing to walk on 3 legs, and he always is needing to be glazed up (seriously, DC, have some respect for yourself, you don't need to constantly cowtow in crossovers. That's not the DC I knew) because his fans think "power" is a substitute for good, fun times, yet despite being the supposed "fastest thing alive" he's constantly chasing the red plumber, never being able to quite catch up.

In conclusion, Mario >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sonic. There is no war because Mario stomped that ugly rodent into obscurity and shame all the way back in the 90's.