Wtf, Calvin Raines is still here? ...And he has cornrows? What is this? Peter Orlov (Alex Koslov) comes out, so it'll be Calvin Raines vs Peter Orlov in a battle of which released FCW star sucks less. AJ is still on commentary and Regal asks why, so she says that Matt handcuffed her arm to the chair. Peter Orlov is absolutely the better wrestler, and Calvin Raines just looks goofy and continues to be mediocre. Raines dodges a kick off the top rope and then hits a swinging Alabama Slam for the win. AJ asks if Matt is going to uncuff her now and they joke about it. Pretty funny.
Next up is the fourway for the Florida Heavyweight Championship between Leo Kruger, Damien Sandow, Dean Ambrose, & Husky Harris. Oh my, Damien Sandow's beard is very pronounced now. Husky Harris is the only face in this match. But I could Damien Sandow as a face in my heart. Ambrose worked with Husky for a while until he turned on him. He goes to hit a jumping clothesline in the corner, but Husky catches him. Dean makes some kind of "Gaaaah!" noise that was cartoony and funny as he got Uranage. Sandow with immaculate selling. Omg, this is the worst spot ever. Husky Harris hits a Manhatten Drop on all three guys. All three guys proceed to huddle up with their arms around each other for NO REASON. Then Husky hits his god awful and sloppy Spear on everybody. Oh, Maxine, Richie Steamboat, and Aksana are all watching from special seats. Dean Ambrose goes over there to try getting a steel chair, but Richie grabs it and yanks it away. Husky Harris then follows Dean, only to get a superkick from Richie. Whaaa? Anyway, Dean Ambrose is knocked out of the ring with a knee from Leo Kruger. Then Leo grabs Damien Sandow with his Rear Naked Choke and Sandow taps. Leo Kruger wins the Florida Heavyweight Championship. Eh. Better than current Husky, I guess.
Highlight:
The Ascension vs Johnny Curtis, Donny Marlow, & CJ Parker -
Brad Maddox & Briley Pierce Promo -
Unless anyone REALLY wants to see the Cameron Lynn and Naomi stuff, I'll save you the pain and not include it. But The Ascension deserves to be seen since they were pretty f***ing sweet. Brad Maddox promo is stuff of gold, so check that out too.
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