Next up is another match between Richie Steamboat and Brad Maddox! OH MY GOD BRAD MADDOX IS THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD! Holy crap, I just died from laughter here. Okay, so Richie's superkick is banned, right? So Maddox comes out with a T-shirt that says KICK ME! on it and one of those protective boxing head gear deals with the chin strap taken off. That is just freaking gold. He takes off the t-shirt but keeps on the head gear. Maddox taunts Richie to kick his chin while Byron Saxton thinks it's great that Maddox is being extra safe with his head gear. Basically, Richie keeps hitting chops and kicks, but after each one, Brad Maddox keeps pointing at his chin. Then he slaps Richie and Steamboat goes for the superkick but stops. Brad cowers from it, hilariously. Brad gets some good offense on Richie before he gets pulled off of Richie and takes out brass knuckles from his knee pad and goes to use them before the ref catches them. Then, while the ref is dealing with the brass knuckles, Brad goes to change his head gear inside out to reveal a roll of quarters on them. He goes to headbutt Richie, but the ref catches it and takes it off of him. Maddox objects and then eventually turns to Richie and gets superkicked behind the ref's back! Hahaha, that's great. Richie Steamboat wins. After the match, Brad Maddox goes to grab his brass knuckles and hit Richie again, only to get superkicked again! Ouch.
Briley Pierce interviews Audrey Marie who is very bubbly and happy she is the FCW Diva's Champion. She's very face-y now. She puts her cowboy hat on Briley's head before leaving. Yup.
And now we get Bo Rotundo talking about his hurt kidney and how sad he is and crap. It's boring.
Anyway, Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins is up next for the last match of the Florida Heavyweight Championship qualifiers. There's a cool series where Seth Rollins goes for a superkick, Dean catches it and then goes for the Midnight Special, but then Seth takes him down and goes for the Avada Kadavra that Dean dodges, and then Seth tries to leap at him at the corner and Ambrose catches him and goes for the Midnight Special, but Seth gets out of it. That was fun. Anyway, Dean works on the arm the entire match, and then towards the end, he throws Seth's shoulder into the turnbuckle before nailing the Midnight Special to win!
So that means our four guys are Damien Sandow, Dean Ambrose, Husky Harris, and Leo Kruger. ...Um, three heels and one face. Weird.
Highlights:
Rick Victor vs Abraham Washington -
The Ascension Promo -
Richie Steamboat vs Brad Maddox -
Because we all need to so how The Rock that Abraham Washington is! And The Ascension Promo was really neat. And then the Richie Steamboat and Brad Maddox match because it's soooo good.
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