Audrey Marie comes out next, and Byron says "Oh, I love her..... hat." ...And then Aksana comes out to a James Bond ripoff theme. The f***? So it's Audrey Marie vs Aksana. Aksana whiffs such a terrible clothesline. She aims it above Audrey's head. I'm pretty sure Audrey is a face now. Audrey hits a decent looking spinning heel kick from the second rope. "Unfortunately for the rookie Audrey, she still has to go up against the veteran Aksana." ...That felt so gross to hear. Aksana puts Audrey away with her spinebuster that looks good. After the match, Aksana throws Audrey out of the ring, then throws her into the apron, the barricade, and the steel steps. She's a heel guys.
Next up is an Florida Heavyweight Championship match between Bo Rotundo (c) vs Leo Kruger with Norman Smiley as the special guest referee. lol Norman doing the big wiggle as he comes out. Bo Rotundo comes out and Aksana says something about his brother. When Bo walks away, Aksana has an evil look on her face. At least, I think that's what it was supposed to be. It's hard to tell because she's so bad. Byron tries to sell the idea that Norman Smiley won't be impartial, and he does it very well, honestly. "Yeah, keep getting up and keep getting hit. Great strategy," says Byron. Always good stuff from him. "In the event that Norman falls asleep between counts again, can we get another referee out here?" Ahaha. Norman Smiley eventually pulls Leo Kruger out of the corner because he wasn't giving Bo a chance to get up and Byron flips out, "Look at this! Is his ego so huge that he has to get involved!?" And hey guys, you'll never guess how Bo Rotundo wins? He hits his Spear when his opponent turns around after being distracted. THIS FINISH NEVER GETS OLD, I SWEAR. Byron is pissed and calls this match a joke. Oh snap, Leo Kruger puts the Rear Naked Choke on Norman Smiley and chokes him out.
I wish for my highlights that I could just include Byron Saxton's commentary for everything.
Highlight:
Richie Steamboat vs Brad Maddox -
Brad Maddox's Theme Song -
Brad Maddox was fantastic during that match, and I know how you guys adore him. Check out how great he is. And then check out how great his theme song is. Because Bo Rotundo and Leo Kruger wasn't as good, and neither was much else.
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