Value: 3.93 million AP
Business: Shiny Green Stones
COLEGREEN, hmmm.....COAL GREEN, hmmm *checks wikipedia*
Coal is a combustible black or brownish-black sedimentary rock normally occurring in rock strata in layers or veins called coal beds or coal seams.
ROCK GREEN, hmm Green Rocks,
In geology, rock or stone is a naturally occurring solid aggregate of minerals and/or mineraloids.
Hmmm, minerals green, minerals, minerals, minerals, AH BUT OF COURSE,
Mineral water, green, Green Water, Green Liquid, no wait that's wrong.....got it green packaging!
Colegreen has made money selling leafstones to Red13n and gotten a lot of awesome points in the process.
47 - Lefty
Value: 4.01million AP
Business: Fraud, money laundering
Lefty is at heart a very sneaky kinda guy, he's a man who wears a mask in public, hiding away all of his evil intentions. At home however dearest lefty our most beloved user, will actually destroy people's lives through various means. He's an expert hacker, he's hired the services of a famous detective agency to track down any dirt on his enemies. There is no end to the list of ways lefty will ruin you, he's an expert conman and his favourite thing in the world is insurance fraud.
Right now, he might be the best in the world at pulling the wool over your eyes and then proceed to crush your budding career. If there's one thing lefty hates in this world, its success. People who enjoy success are a threat to him, nobody is allowed to be better than him and as such, he must beat those pretenders trying to usurp him at the top of the food chain.
Now you may be wondering, if lefty is so good, then why is he ranked so low? FOOLS, he is keeping a low profile, away from all of your eyes, if he were right at the top in public people would start to target him and possibly ruin everything he has built up.
After a career spanning 43 years, there is no longer anything left for him to accomplish, he's destroyed the careers of Amazing Telephone and Steinershocker, he rigged 2 world series, he caused the enron collapse and he trained the men who created the sub-prime crisis. There is however one thing left he has yet to achieve!
Starting today, lefty will try to assassinate a world figure of his choice and make that person immortal.
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