SINCE ALL OF YOU REDNECKS AND WHITE TRASH COULD NOT PROPERLY GIVE ME A EULOGY IF YOU TRIED, I WILL GIVE MYSELF ONE! HERE I GO!
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL! BUT IF YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT THE WHITE TRASH IN THIS GAME, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! BECAUSE NORMALLY IF YOU PLAY A GAME ONE ON ONE WITH ME, YOU HAVE A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK, AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST OF BEATING ME! AND THEN YOU ADD THE REST OF THESE REDNECKS TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! YOU SEE, IF YOU TAKE THE THIRTEEN PEOPLE WHO WERE LEFT IN THE GAME, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE AN 8% CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT WITH ME, I WOULD'VE HAD A 100% CHANCE OF WINNING BECAUSE ALL YOU REDNECKS KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT ME, SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY! SO WHITE TRASH, YOU TAKE YOUR 25% CHANCE OF BEATING ME MINUS YOUR 8% CHANCE OF WINNING, AND YOU GOT 17% CHANCE AT WINNING THIS GAME! BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING AGAINST ANY ONE OF YOU, PLUS MY 100% CHANCE OF WINNING THIS GAME, I WOULD'VE HAD A 175% CHANCE OF WINNING THIS GAME!
YOU SEE REDNECKS, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE! AND THEY WOULD'VE SPELLED DISASTER FOR YOU IF YOU TRIED TO TAKE ME ON IN THIS GAME FOR REAL!
F*** YOU!
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