Indeed, I did.
...anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, BBallman colliding with JeffRaze's riot shield. Well, while Bballman bounced clear back the way he came, Jeff did not get off so easily either. Bball had been travelling at such pace that Raze himself was thrown back, riot shield and all, through the wall.
Now, usually GameFAQs Flash is not capable of surprise but he did feel some here, since he and Silverliner were just passing the back of the convenience store as JeffRaze was thrown out of the window. Jeff did not see Silver and GameFAQs Flash, and they were momentarily too surprised to act. When they recovered, Silverliner shrugged; he basically knew he had the game won with the power of GameFAQs Flash, so he saw no reason to actively pursue Jeff. Until he looked down, that is, and his blood boiled in anger.
BBallman returned through the hole Jeff had created. "Stop!" shouted Silverliner.
BBall did so.
"So you're a basketball," said Silverliner. "Cool. You anything to do with this hole here?" he asked, waving his arm at it.
"Yeah, I did that," growled BBall. "I'm trying to get revenge on the guy who killed me, so if you wouldn't mind..."
"...Oh. So he killed you and you reincarnated as a Basketball?"
"Yep."
"Alright. Well, that son of a b****," said Silverliner through gritted teeth. "he...he got some rubble on my shoe." He pointed at the offending Italian Loafers, now stained with a small amount of rubble and dust from the collapsed wall. "So we'll give you a hand. Flash, could you...?"
"Sure thing," said GameFAQs Flash, who during the conversation had been impregnating several women of the past. He took some time off to do a favour for his buddy Silver, however, and returned his focus to the present. He looked at Bballman, shrugged - this not being the most unusual thing he had seen, even today - and donated just 0.01% of his internal speed force to Bballman.
Suddenly BBallman was overwhelmed with an insane amount of energy, and, more importantly, speed. The speed... fueled his anger. But conversely, the anger fueled his speed. "He's that way," said Flash, pointing in a forwards, diagonal direction. "Go straight that way and you'll hit him. You should see a little mark to point out where he is, even through walls. I gave you that as well."
(Flash could of course see everything and everyone, regardless of walls, he just couldn't be bothered to kill them all yet, and neither could Silver)
"THANKS!" roared Bballman. JeffRaze was a speck on the horizon at this point, barely even visible - he must have been 20, 25 blocks away - but Bballman smirked and accelerated towards him at a phenomenal speed.
JeffRaze panted and turned around to check for BBallman. At the entrance to an alley, he stopped running temporarily, listening intently for anything at all...when suddenly he heard walls nearby collapsing. He spun towards the sound, which was coming from the bottom of the alley, and raised his magnums shakily. If this was BBall, then this ended here either way.
Suddenly the wall at the far end of the alley collapsed and BBallman appeared there. Raze stared at him in horror and pulled the trigger on both Magnums.
Both bullets found their mark, but BBallman simply vibrated at such speed that the bullets went straight through, hitting ExTha's turkey arm in the arm.
Raze looked at BBallman in terror. "What...what...ARE YOU?"
"I'm a basketball holding a grudge."
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