ALIVE: 15
MSG: Apocafists from Saints Row 3
Pram: Caladbolg
Regaro: Excalibur
Caelus: Charles Barkley the Cybernetic War-Elk
JeffRaze: Riotshield/Half-Life Magnum/BBallman's .357 Magnum
Nio: sharkswordfish called Niowrath
masterplum: Tough Beetle
ngirl: Newcastle Jersey/offensive chants about competitors
Panthera: Frying pan (also dressed like Princess)
Silverliner182V: Can summon GameFAQs flash
Wedge: Portal Gun
ExTha: Tebow's 4th quarter magic
Raka: Hannah Montana Official Guitar
Dead: 37
Colegreen_c12 (Bomb): Ambushed by RX7
MZero11 (Skateboard): Testes ripped off by Plum's Tough Beetle
tyder21 (sandpaper): Impaled by Robazoid
AfroSquirrel (pocketful of Portable holes): Decapitated by Shell Blade from GenSag's Dewott
BBallman7 (Magnum and Morningstar): Head blown off by JeffreyRaze
GrapeFruitKing (Nail Gun): Strangled to death by vcharon's flag
Han (Blaster): Decapitated by Dante Brogue Kick
bbbtime (acid gun): Slipped on banana peel fired by dowolf; head melted off by own acid
MysteriousStan (Oddjob's top hat): Hit by lightning from the Master Sword, accidentally decapitated self with hat
Emporer_Kazbar (A fake can of peanuts with spring snakes in it): Distracted by MWC's head exploding, ran through by fdr's sword
dowolf (BA NA NA peel launcher): Crushed by collapsing rubble when Blairville swung the looongsword
Blairville (looooongsword): Choked to death by ngirl while being offensively chanted at
Robazoid (spear): BBallman landed on him from a second-story window, decapitating him
azuarc (super pogo stick, with blades under the foot pegs and light enough to be swung): Blown up by Caelus' war-elk
RX7InfinitiIII (Dual Hidden Blades): Killed by a stray bullet from SpeedYoshi
Nee (a bottle of pear scented anti-bacterial hand soap): Stabbed through the head from behind by Niowrath
Dante (Standard Def. TV set): Stabbed repeatedly by Mad Bellis
Sir Chris (Scum Sir Chris' cunning/ruthlessness): Stabbed repeatedly by Mad Bellis
Ed Bellis (saveus_Maria's knife from b8b1): Talked out of Mad Bellis mode by Maria's Occam's Razor logic, then stabbed with his own knife
Chronic (Revolver/Machete): Shot in the face by mcflubbin after "jedi" assistance
mcflubbin (bow/arrow): Head destroyed by MSG
Haguile (BBallman holding a grudge): Choked to death by GTM's title
GTM (B8UCA Melee Mayhem Title): Decapitated by CO's handaxes
todbot (people): People killed by GenSag's pokemon. Then incinerated by Arcanine
GenesisSaga (Dewott/Arcanine): Wedge used his portal gun and tricked Arcanine into hitting her with flamethrower
SpeedYoshi (2 Golden Guns): Weapon colliding with GANON's caused explosion
GANON (Midas Glove): Weapon colliding with SpeedYoshi's caused explosion
cody (Omega Quack-O-Blitzer): Destroyed by rogue ducknix
Psycho_Kenshin (Lawgiver): Head melted off by PK2000's pocket sand
CrimsonOcean (Handaxes): Killed by Maria's knife and bartz's phallus
Kingbartz (Giant Phallus): Blown up by JeffRaze detonating the bomb set by Colegreen
saveus_maria (Occam's Razor): Shot in the face by the passing JeffRaze
firefdr (MWC-ified Master Sword): Decapitated from behind by Panth, during fight with Reg
Wigs (Boombox that plays nothing but Phil Collins): Stabbed in the back by Pram
Pirateking2000 (Sandwich/Pocket Sand): With Niowrath's help, fell through a Wedge portal that was set on a high building
vcharon (American Flag): Head obliterated by plum's tough beetle
Ayvuir (Katana): Head sliced off by own weapon, wielded by ngirl
Cobain (2 Lightsabers): Really very dead
eddv (lawndarts): Exploded by MSG falling on him Apoca-Fists first
Current Status
Justin_Crossing: Has Ashbringer; wants revenge on Frostmourne/Minio
Regaro: Believes he is a knight, saving Panthera
JeffRaze: Being chased by Bballman7
ExTha: Burns, cuts, foot impaled by lawndart, arm is Turkey