I wake up in a living room next to a girl I met/slept with after a party. Super hungover so I just lay there and we watch some other partygoers from the night before play MGS2 for a while, and all the sudden this girls decides she wants seconds right there in front of like three other people (we were under covers) so she sticks it in and I'm like 'what' and she persists so I'm like tryin to go with it and be discreet but but she's he not bein so discreet and the gamers were glancing back at us every so often. I knew they could tell. I guess it wasn't sloppy so much as awkward and I will admit that I finished relatively quickly out of sheer nervousness - nothing more bittersweet than an anxiety climax.
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