$50 is more than half of most phone bills.
Yes.
It's more than half of most electric bills.
No.
It can cover insurance for one month.
First off I don't know what kind of insurance you are referring to (health, life, homeowner's, auto, etc). Second, it would cover none of those.
$50 is a full tank of gas.
Yes.
$50 is enough to eat for a week.
I suppose if you are eating bread and butter.
Two weeks if you are buying really cheap.
No.
Getting help from the government doesn't work for everyone, or even most people.
So instead of getting nominal money (maybe $12K for a year or something really crappy), you opt to track down a girl for $50. Smart.
Not worth a single sentence? That's just laziness.
Because you guys don't seem to understand how little $50 is to anyone who is not a hobo. The guy is sitting on a laptop typing to all of us about his $50 woes. He clearly is not destitute.
I don't qualify because I have a car
true story
Yes, and you clearly have more than just a car. So for someone in your position, $50 isn't going to do you any good. You may not have much money, but if you have a car, living arrangements, a computer, etc...the $50 isn't going to do you any good.
do you know how many loaves of bread that can buy?
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