And I gotta say, it was wonderful! I feel great, relaxed, my entire body is loose and limber. For about an hour after it finished I felt pretty stoned. The only problem is I had to fart the entire time! I kept it in because I'm not an awful person, but when I got out? Damn. That was the worst thing I've ever expelled from my body.
tl:dr: Get a massage! It'll make you fart!
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