WOW crazy first episode... thoughts (potential spoilers obviously + calling stuff early >_>)
Tarzan and Troyzan? Really? Two people with the same gimmicky nomenclature? Both entertained me but I predict failure from both (of an epic variety from either one or also both). The way they talked to the women... should the tribes be shuffled, they are f***ed.
B8 has had a Christina boner all pre-season and I've been all "whatever she's an Asian chick" but I am sold. Her bargaining was excellent and her shutting down Alicia at tribal is enough to put her as my current #1. That was just f***ing awesome. Alicia went into tough girl mode and Christina verbally b**** slapped her with no fear or hesitation... and the whole time, the tribe didn't know if they had to vote or not. We all knew the outcome from the editting, but that was glorious.
Sabrina looks amazing as well, and that idol... Colton is an easy "oh this guy won't last" but he will. The preview of next week is a throw-off imo. When Sabrina says "Colton is a virus," I'm pretty sure the context will not be what the preview wants us to think it will be.
Colton, Sabrina and Christina are major players this season. The "Zans" I think will not be. I'm predicting Matt as Manono boot #1 (with or without that idol. I think Colton might even be able to pull it off without using it). Michael looks bad, Jay and Bill look less bad (but there's the whole guilty by association thing). Leif and Jonah look the best of the men (besides Colton).
If tribes get shuffled, I see a lot of the more confident people getting f***ed over (Alicia and her "more athletic women" crew will not hold. The Zans are f***ed and the younger, stronger male alliance is f***ed too and are editted to be a joke imo.)
Early prediction (and I doubt I'll be the first one to say this): Sabrina, Christina or Colton will win this season. The only other people I believe have a chance are maybe Leif or Jonah (with Nina being a well-concealed dark horse)
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I never said anything about banging her. Also, I wouldn't bang her. -LusterSoldier (on a fat pageant mom whose daughter chugs Mt. Dew)