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TopicWWE: Can't be Derpier than the Real Thing [TEW]
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01/12/12 9:29:00 PM
#202:


It's time for BOUND FOR GLORY, where the product starts to get REAL CHANGES. WRESTLING MATTERS. ETC.

Showtime

The show opens with Sting attacking Hogan backstage (88) He drags him to the ring and defeats him in a squash before anyone really knows what's going on! (73) Dixie comes to the ring to hug Sting for giving her her company back, but Sting just laughs... and laughs... then explains that since he knows from her losing her company in the first place that Dixie never reads contracts, the part Dixie signed had a clause that the company would go to Sting rather than her upon beating Hogan! He pie faces Dixie to the ground and says there are gonna be some changes around here... and everyone's job is at risk unless they entertain him! TNA's due for a change... a real change, not a Dixie Carter twitter change. He ascends to the rafters via cable. Dixie cries and the fans don't know how to react so they start chanting "TNA TNA" (80)

Austin Aries d. Brian Kendrick for the X-Division title (63)

Mickie James is awaiting her opponent, Velvet Sky, but Daffney attacks her from behind wearing Stingesque face paint and chokes Velvet out with a bat! Then she laughs madly and challenges Mickie to a match! (60) Daffney gets herself DQed so Mickie retains (71)

RVD d. Jerry Lynn in a ladder match (82) (great chemistry!) Next match is 2/3 falls... it's... Suicide vs Suicide! Mid match, a third Suicide swings in from a cable and attacks both, causing a double DQ! He umasks the competitors and Daniels and AJ Styles are beneath. The masked Suicide leaves and It's now 1-1, and AJ Suicide gets the third win. But who's the third Suicide by gawd! (84) (good chemistry)

Crimson comes to the ring and says he's the best, and how he's defeated everyone there is to beat and is undefeated. He's cut off by a debuting Glacier, who says that Crimson isn't the only undefeated superstar in TNA! He challenges him to a match! Glacier d. Crimson by countout after performing his amazing entrance midmatch, having Crimson chase, then juking him to get back in the ring at the count of 9. The streak is over NOT THIS WAY. (66) (great chemistry!)

Jeff Jarrett d. James Storm (66) Pope D'Angelo Dinero is backstage with D-Von's kids... Sting approaches and hands him a drink. Pope drinks it, and then Sting reveals that he's become bored of... whatever Pope is doing, so he drugged him with a powerful sedative. He'll need to keep his heart rate at maximum or he'll die-- he suggests beating down D-Von's sons for a rush. Pope laughs and asks why Sting is ripping off movies from 5 years ago but then realizes Sting wasn't messing with him as his vision blurs. He beats them down and sprints through the backstage area! (83) (Pope's Adrenaline Junky gimmick gets 81)

Bully Ray d. Anderson in a mic on a chain on a pole match by putting Anderson through a table. (69) Kurt Angle d. Bobby Roode to retain after literally every member of Immortal runs in to help while the ref somehow misses every single one. (82) Sting hits the ring and says he's tired of this crap. Kurt is stripped of the title! And for causing another unclean finish at the main event to a PPV, he's also fired! (88)

81 - Success!

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