From: Team Rocket Elite | #067
Machamp can launch 1,000 punches in just two seconds. Even if he goes for Bullet Punch first and gets one or two deflected, he's still got a few more tries to go for a Dynamic Punch or even a Karate Chop before Ocelot can pull the trigger. Machamp may have slow running speed but he attacks blindly fast.
Machamp can launch one attack before he has to stand still and take a hit. He can't even move except on his turn. Woops, he doesn't even have No Guard except as a gameplay mechanic, he's kind of stuck to that mobility issue given that you can't really mix and match what abilities he has based solely on making him stronger without the whole thing being even sillier than it already is.
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