Bubba rams a ladder on Jeff. There are the tables and Christian's setup and 3D RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! They might be going for even more tables! They just keep setting the tables up and we've got four tables! Jeff has been caught, but there's Edge with a series of chairshots! TWIST OF FATE ON EDGE! Matt's climbing up the ladder and there's the legdrop off the top, the ladder's setup again and JEFF LEAPFROGS THE LADDER for a legdrop on Edge. Edge is between a ladder and Christian's thrown on top of it!
Jeff is climbing a tall ladder, SWANTON BUT BUBBA GOT OUT OF THE WAY! JEFF GOES THROUGH TWO TABLES! Edge with a chairshot on Bubba and Matt's climbing a ladder, Devon and Edge and Christian join in. Reverse DDT from Christian. Edge and Devon soon follow. Bubba just got up. Everyone else is down and he's climbing! BUT EDGE AND CHRISTIAN PUSH THE LADDER AND HE JUST FELL RIGHT THROUGH FOUR TABLES!
Edge and Christian are climbing and hang on THERE'S LITA AND SHE PUSHES THE LADDER! Matt's got a golden chance. Lawler drives home the local hero factor! Matt's got a hand and DEVON PUSHES THE LADDER AND MATT GOES THROUGH TABLES! SPEAR! EDGE JUST SPEARED LITA! Her head bounced off a ladder!
Jeff's Hardy's back up and Devon's climbing and Jeff's fighting him and Edge and Christian are back in the ring, THEY'RE HANGING JEFF AND DEVON ARE HANGING BY THE BELTS! Edge and christian knock em down like human pinatas! Edge and Christian climb up and they get the belts!
Lawler makes a sound argument for Edge and Christian doing something impressive there.
Triple H and Stephanie are arguing.
STINKYFACE MATCH:
The Kat Vs. Terri
Perry Saturn's covering up Terri. Al Snow's got no problem with Kat wearing nuthing. Terri's already down and Kat went for a stinkface and I think that was supposed to be a spear. Terri's brought down and Kat's riding Terri.
Bronco Buster and Kat gets ready for a stinkface, bulldog by Terri. Bodyslam and Kat falls on her bum. Slap by Terri. Referee received a low blow. Al Snow throw head to Kat and Terri's knocked out. Well there's out stinkface.
Bradshaw and Faarooq are drinking in new york. Next up is Kane against Undertaker again. Kane's unhappy that his brother isn't a monster.
Undertaker Vs. Kane
Kane heads to battle against his brother, Undertaker knocks him out a couple of times and there's more right hands. Undertaker tried to rip the mask off. Undertaker with some big strikes. Kane's getting a chair. Undertaker's striking away and there's a shot to the spine from The Undertaker.
Undertakers going for the mask, it's been ripped off. Undertaker runs into a punch, Kane takes some steel steps and misses Undertaker, he instead hits himself in the face with them. Undertaker throws the teps right at Kane.
Those steps of course weight 300 lbs. Kane's been busted open according to JR. Hard to see really, low blow from Kane, ok now it's visible. Undertaker is losing the slugfest with Kane. Spear from Undertaker and he's getting right back on Kane's face.
More punches from The Undertaker and there's a chokeslam attempt, but Undertaker goes downstairs. The mask is off and Kane bails.
Kurt's on the phone and he's calling someone, oh that certain someone is Stephanie, she's pretending to be talking to her mom. Triple H sees through all those tricks.
There was a triple threat involving Angle, Jericho and The rock to face The Rock, only problem is that Jericho got double pinned. Triple H has been found in compromising situations with Trish.
Now Angle and Steph's are in nice little encounters. The Rock has been reduced to nothingness in this entire storyline. Stephanie's taking way too much screentime here hell the title's become irrelevant here.
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