Michael Cole is on Radio WWF. This is really bad.
According to Steph Kurt's a good kisser.
Tazz has some beef with JR this leads to Lawler and Tazz feuding. Wow this is one long package.
Tazz Vs. Jerry Lawler
Teddy Long will be the ref, dropkick from Lawler and there are some big right hands. Lawler from the second rope and his fist connects, doesn't the second time though. Tazz gains the upper hand and King is down.
Clothesline by Tazz and there's a rake to the eyes. Tazz trashtalks JR but Lawler gets up and attacks from behind. Down goes Tazz on the outside, action gets back in the ring. Tazz is begging and there's a headbutt and it's low.
Top rope and nobody there! The strap comes down and there's a few right hands. The piledriver! But tazz got right back up and down goes both the referee and Lawler, TAZZMISSSION! JR gets up and he just smashed the candy jar on Tazz's head!
Lawler wins! JR's bleeding from the hand.
WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH:
Shane McMahon Vs. Steve Blackman
The 24/7 rule has been suspended, that's no good. Blackman has a kendo stick with him. Shane wants nothing to do with Steve Blackman, he's got the Kendo stick and the shot misses and Shane's escaping through the crowd. There's a trashcan shot and Shane's slugging it out with Steve, but he gets caught and pummeled.
Blackman strikes him down and gets more weapons from under the ring. The kneecaps! Blackman targeted Shane's knees and now the back of the head with a lid. He proclaims the ring to be his house More sticks and there's even a leather strap. Trashcan on top of Shane and Blackman's goin crazy with the sticks.
There's a kick and Shane's dazed and there's a sidewalk slam. The leather strap's out, punches to the ribs and Blackman carres him up top and then pulls on the strap jerking Shane down. Blackman's choking him out. Test and Albert come out. Lawler though it was Edge and Christian. They get to work on Blackman Flying elbow on a lid which was on Blackman's face.
Shane's punching away, Blackman fights back and there's a sign right into his face. Test was pushing some sound equipment and Blackman got out of the way. Lawler points out that Blackman must have no friends. Albert accidently strikes down Test. Blackman has control of the kendo stick and Shane's escaping.
Both men are climbing the stage set and they're getting high, JR likes to call it 70 feet in the air Blackman's still striking the back and SHANE FALLS FROM UP TOP! Blackman JUMPS! THEY'VE BOTH CRASHED AND BURNED! Steve Blackman rules.
The commentators are hyping up how crazy all this was. Next up, a rivalry for the ages. Jericho and Benoit have been feuding wildly, card is looking real good from now on.
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