Summerslam 2000
Man, they really like those types of intros where the old watches the new. From what I can gather this is will involve Triple H, The Rock, Kurt Angle and Stephanie.
Well, we'll be opening the night with a six man tag team match and Right to Censor have just come out. Their leader is a very clean cut Stevie Richards.
Right to Censor Vs. Rikishi and Too Cool
Everyone's out there brawling now, Bull and Scotty are the first two and Scotty's dancing around Bull but the big guy's got some skills. Crossbody by scotty and he tags Sexay in.
Double team and there's a moonwalk. Missed kick from the Godfather and the Hos are slapping Godfather, but he retaliates. Big chant for the hos. Boot to the face of Sexay. RTC with a little double team on Sexay.
In comes Richards and he's going for the powerbomb, kickout and there's another bodyslam. Up top he goes but Grandmaster gets in his way and there's a superplex. Hot tag incoming, to the worm or the stinkface? Stinkface master it is.
Rikishi is cleaning house with all three men. All three men are lined up and Scotty's launched at them and so's Grandmaster and there comes Rikishi! Samoan drop on the Goodfather. Worm incoming on Bull but what a shot from Steven and they steal it.
Triple isn't here yet, Kurt had a little chat with coach. I have no idea who's the good guy in this battle. Shane's with Michael Cole, he's the hardcore champion.
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Road Dogg has been fighting his stablemate X-Pac.
Road Dogg Vs. X-Pac
Quick lockup and there's some early taunting. X-PAC SUCKS! X-PAC SUCKS! X-PAC SUCKS!
X-Pac's leg is caught and he's knocked down. Missed Bronco Buster and X-Pac applies the sleeper hold. X-Pac sucks chants are still loud and clear.
Spinning heel kick from X-Pac gives us a nearfall. Well this Bronco buster connects, JR is trying to tell us this crowd's mixed. Road Dogg's left jabs are coming in.
Down goes X-Pac and there's the shake rattle and kneedrop. X-Pac goes down again and the pump handle slam is countered by a low blow, X-Factor and there's a win for X-Pac.
Someone has an X-Pac rules sign, oh no X-Pac is on the mic, thank god Road Dogg gave him the pump handle slam.
Eddie and Chyna are backstage, Trish and Val Venis are also backstage, Trish and Chyna are more concerned about who's hotter...Trish no question.
WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Eddie Guerrero and Chyna Vs. Val Venis (c) and Trish Stratus
Yeah, this is one of those you can pin anyone for the title matches. Eddie and Val kick things off. No longer Val is worried and Eddie's got the quick kicks. Suplex from Eddie and there's a kickout.
Val tries the powerbomb, Eddie thinking hurricanerana, neither happens. Val with a kneedrop and a backbreaker. Chyna comes in with a knockdown. Flapjack and Chyna went for the cover. Hard whip to the corner and there's a kick. Elbow from Chyna and Val goes downstairs.
Chyna with a clothesline and she starts attacking Trish, Val comes in from behind and Eddie is kept away by the referee. Crowd is rooting for Chyna and the vertical suplex from Val is followed by a cover. Val misses a flying elbow, but he recovers in time to keep her away from a tag.
Low Blow, he survives and uses a backdrop, Chyna tags out. Eddie with a hurricanerana and Guerrero gets dropped on the turnbuckle. Val with some momentum and there's a flying crossbody. Trish wants in and Val tags her in. She kicks Guerrero a lot but now Chyna's in and she's taking a beating.
Val saves the match and Guerrero is dumped out, Trish's clothesline backfired. Press slam from Chyna and it's over. New intercontinental champion Chyna! Val is furious with Trish.
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