Christian's in a cubicle and he's apparently looking sick. Doctor checks up on him and says he can't compete.
Triple H and Stephanie are getting a bunch of flowers and they're not being sent from Triple H. Stephanie doesn't know where they come from, It's True, It's True.
Chyna and Eddie are arguing on the way to the ring.
WWF EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH:
Eddie Guerrero (c) Vs. Perry Saturn
Saturn has Terri Runnels working with him these days. Chyna knocks out Saturn and goes after Terri. Perry is getting stomped on in the corner. Suplex from Eddie and over the top he goes.
Chyna with a clothesline on Perry Saturn. Up top they go and there's a hurricanerana. Eddie from the top and Saturn takes a crossbody. Hurricanerana from Eddie and Saturn's dying out there.
Uppercut from Eddie, Saturn picks himself up and Eddie and lands a vicious powerbomb. Forearms from Saturn and now chops. Tornado DDT and both men are down. Saturn's been busted open. Only a two count here though.
Guerrero's advantage is waning and Saturn drops him to the floor. Quick cover and it fails. Front facelock and Eddie gets away but takes another hard hit. First Moonsault of the night to miss.
Eddie from the top and there's a half nelson and a kickout. Saturn with a bodyslam and to the top he goes. Eddie decides to join him there and there's a dropkick. Chyna for once is unable to connect as Saturn takes her out with a clothesline.
Saturn uses Terri as a shield and there's a low blow. Elbow right into the kidneys and the Horny little she devil manages Saturn to the European title.
Christian was of course lying about being sick, Foley comes in and busted! They're going to have to defend the belts.
Angle and Undertaker are continuing to bicker.
Edge makes fun of the Dallas Stars and the Cowboys. They're even using JFK.
Bradshaw is talking about cheap heat and he's talking up how good the state of Texas. DICK MURDOCH, THE FREEBIRDS AND BRUISER BODY YEEEEEAH! Bradshaw's doing great on the mic here.
WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Edge and Christian (c) Vs. A.P.A
The APA is mandhandling the two canadians. Edge is taking a beating in the ring, Christian attacks from behind and there's a crossboy, caught by Bradshaw. He's going for a Fallaway slam from the top. Faarooq with a cover, tag to Bradshaw.
There's a series of dropped elbows. Bradshaw with a powerbomb. Christian's stomping away, there's a USA chant. Edge is slapping Bradshaw around, but he gets rocked by a strike. Swinging neckbreaker from Edge. The crowd likes Bradshaw. He overpowers the two of them.
Shoulder block from the top. Bradshaw with a tag to Faarooq. Slam and a spinebuster. Faarooq with a hard slam and Edge takes the bell and whacks Bradshaw from behind, they retain the titles.
Big Bossman's asking for people's ID back in new york. There's still some Triple H and Stephanie Drama.
Angle takes out Undertaker's knee.
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