The Acolytes look equally confused and Matt grabs Terri's hair and the Acolytes are now beating the crap out of the Hardyz.
Edge and Christian are with Cole and though confused they are satisfied. Big Show is with Lillian and he's still making a case about the Royal Rumble result. Big Show's feet landed first.
Big Bossman vs. Tazz
Tazz still has that incredible theme. The fight between the two is already on. Tazz with some quick shots and Bossman retaliates. Clothesline and down goes Bossman. There's the Tazzmission on really early.
Prince Albert runs in and strikes Tazz, leading to a DQ, but Albert has a chokeslam on him. Bossman and Albert ganging up on Tazz who's still acting all wild. Albert really does have piercings everywhere. Tazz is still fighting back.
Bossman uses the nightstick and IT BROKE! Tazz is so hardcore man! He's still trying to get back up from all of that. He's back up and taking names! Slaughter and the rest of the referees come out to split them apart.
Kurt Angle is with a megaphone celebrating his win as the eurocontinental champion.
Oh hey Kane and X-Pac are still feuding. They used to be tight but no longer. Oh hey it looks like Kane was betrayed by Tori who joined X-Pac.
Kane is depressed, but he's back with Paul Bearer he was going to chokeslam Tori, then he let her go, so that he could use a tombstone.
For Kane to have a shot at X-Pac he had to go through a lot. X-Pac used a flamethrower on Kane.
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X-Pac vs. Kane
Between Tori and Paul Bearer I think Kane upgraded in support. Kane tosses X-Pac out of the ring and the midget tries to flee but the big red machine pursues him.
X-Pac is climbing away and gets caught by Kane. X-Pac takes a trashcan for some headshots, but Kane shurgs them off and uses a shot to the head of his own. Kane throws X-Pac onto the steel rail and over the barricade he goes.
Kane's taking the steel steps to the ring, but he also receives a bellshot and Paul Bearer starts manhandling X-Pac. Tori tries to stop Bearer, but runs away as soon as Bearer chases her. Kane takes a dropkick and a lot of kicks.
There's the incoming bronco buster, but the crowd doesn't feel like cheering for that. Clotheslne takes X-Pac's head off. Dropkick to the kneecap and there's a lot more kicks incoming. X-Pac working the legs over again. X-PAC SUCKS! X-PAC SUCKS!
Kane is punching away, kick to the face and a spinning heel kick takes down Kane. X-Pac jumps into a bear hug and there's a low blow and an X-Factor. I know he's heel but this seems like overkill. Kane gets up and uses the big boot. Kane goes up top.
He's flying and Tori distracts him X-Pac still takes a chokeslam and Tori mounts Kane. JR Wants to see tombstones. THERE'S THE SETUP AND HERE'S THE TOMBSTONE! Kane with the steel steps and there's a kick from X-Pac and he wins.
Cole is backstage with four dudes who call themselves the Radicalz, man these guys lack so much charisma. The least generic guy of the bunch Eddie Guerrero has his arm in a sling, well that sucks.
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