#19 Al Snow with a new theme and Lawler is really keen on The Rock coming out and Bulldog has been eliminated by Road Dogg leading to many Dog puns. Bossman with knees to the kidneys of Gangrel. Uppercut on Edge now there's a crossbody. Crash fighting Road Dogg and Al Snow.
#20 Val Venis, plenty of guys going after Test, Funaki comes out but gets tossed out, TAKA's face is still hurting so he's staying backstage. Bossman appears to be holding on the ropes.
#21 Prince Albert and Edge goes out. Bossman with a shot on Albert, uppercut and Crash attacks Prince Albert. Gangrel attacks Road dogg's in the corner and he's trying to stay invisible.
#22 Perhaps some help for Crash as Hardcore Holly comes out. They're not using any teamwork so they're doen for already. Road Dogg still hanging on to the bottom rope for dear life. Bossman's decided to slowly torture Road Dogg.
#23 IF YA SMELL! The Rock's coming out to a very crowded ring and there goes Bossman. Test and Val are working on The Rock. Lawler now wants Big Show to come out. The Rock is being targeted by Hardcore Holly. He called everyone a Jabroni so he's made everyone angry.
#24 Mr. Ass Billy Gunn and he's going straight after The Rock. JR's starting to lose his voice. Rock with a DDT on Crash and he eliminates his biggest obstacle. Al snow strikes The Rock, Albert goes in after him and now everyone's realised what Dogg is doing.
#25 WEELLLL, here's an angry Big Show coming out. Out goes Test, out goes Gangrel and headbutt on Val Venis and Al Snow. The Rock is now taking a big boot in the corner. Hardcore holly takes a gorilla slam. Prince Albert beaten with ease.
#26 is Bradshaw, but there's the mean street posse coming out again and Bradshaw throws all of them out and D-X throws Bradshaw out. Faarooq comes back, the acolytes are beating on the Posse pretty hard.
Albert is choking Val Venis with something. The Rock is on the edge of the apron.
#27 LIGHTS OUT! Kane is coming out and Tori's at his side. So much smoke and Kane gets rid of Val Venis. Al Snow takes a hard shot and falls to the ground. Kane eliminates someone but nobody cares.
#28 is the Godfather with his hoes and Funaki somehow sneaked in and he got thrown out.
I must have missed someone along the way because the final guy #30 is X-Pac.
The Rock's been fairly anonymous for a while now and out goes Hardcore Holly. Godfather has been eliminated. Rock dumps Al Snow out of the Rumble.
Road Dogg gloats and Mr. Ass eliminates the Road Dogg. Kane with an uppercut eliminates Billy gunn, now the outlaws take out Kane X-Pac is thrown out of the Ring. X-Pac's back in the ring and Kane comes back to beat up X-Pac some more.
X-Pac knocks down The Rock. Kane with power and eliminates Kane and now he bronco busters Big Show and there's enough of this sillyness as X-Pac is tossed out.
Big Show and The rock, double leg takedown. PEOPLE'S ELBOW! Big Show with a thunderous chokeslam. Rock is being picked up and Rock hangs on to the rope and Big Show is eliminated.
THE ROCK IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA! Rock now gets to pose. Big Show's back and he throws The Rock over the top.
Show Rating: ****
Star of the Show: Cactus Jack
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