Royal Rumble 2000
Wow what happened, Mankind has lost the mask and is in a title match? What the hell just happened?
Kurt Angle is coming out, he's going to be facing an opponent to be named. Angle disses Patrick Ewing.
Wow, this is an amazing theme, who the hell is this coming out, he's got a towel on his face, I have no idea who this is.
Kurt Angle vs Tazz
Dear god, it's another ECW reject, he's taking it to Angle though. Suplex on the outside from Tazz. Angle with a boot to the face in the corner.
Here are a bunch of suplexes from Kurt Angle and Tazz bounces on the ropes dropping Angle. SUPERPLEX, but foot on the rope. Inside craddle from Angle but Tazz kicks out.
Another german supelx from Angle and Tazz is showing Angle how to perform a suplex and there's two of them and another one. Here's a chokehold and Angle is fading and fading fast.
DEAR GOD, TAZZ WINS! ANGLE IS STILL DOWN!
The Hardyz don't want Terri to come at ringside because they'll be wrestling the damn Dudleyz.
Out come the Dudleyz to talk trash to the crowd. Yeah how dare they hate John Rocker.
TABLE MATCH:
The Dudley Boyz vs The Hardy Boyz
Rules of this match is you have to be sent through consecutive tables. Powerbomb by Bubba ray and out come the tables already, there's one in the ring.
Backdrop and Matt flips the table over, DDT on Bubba. Action to the outside Jeff has a steel chair, Devon tried a powerbomb but Matt countered. Jeff with a chairshot and he runs on the rail, but smashes into a table.
Matt Hardy's on the table, Bubba goes to the corner, and they go up and try a double suplex and Devon removes the table. Wait, now ladders are involved as Matt takes one and they're using it to knock the Dudleyz senseless.
Chairshot to the head of Bubba and Matt's setting up a ladder and Devon runs in and they're both on top and Matt's jumping and Jeff coems out of nowhere Bubba just went right through that table.
Holy ****! Holy ****!
Hardyz only need to send Devon through a table now. Table's been setup on the outside there's a chairshot and Bubba's totally out of it. HARDY LEGDROP MISSES DEVON AND GOES THROUGH A TABLE.
HARDY SUICIDE DIVE GOES THROUGH A TABLE! Steel steps have been thrown into the ring. Table setup on top of it and GOOD LORD POWERBOMB FROM BUBBA UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!
The Dudleyz are making a name for themselves here tonight. Devon stomping on Matt, they're fighting near the exit and what is Bubba doing? He's setting up a lot of tables and there's a low blow. Matt's on top of the table and Jeff comes in with a chair.
Bubba chairshots Jeff and drags him up to the balcony, oh my goodness. Chairshot from Jeff and Bubba's reeling and HE FALLS THROUGH FOUR TABLES! Devon's on a table and SENTON BOMB FROM THE BALCONY!
HOLY CHRIST DEVON JUST GOT SMASHED RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE! The Hardy Boyz beat the Dudleyz at their own game.
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