Here's the Video package for tonight's Triple Threat. Chyna was the #1 contender for a while. geez this sure is a complicated buildup.
After all of that they didn't explain how Jesse Ventura fit into all of this.
MAIN EVENT:
WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH:
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Mankind vs Triple H vs Stone Cold Steve Austin (c)
Wait what Triple H is coming out in chain mail? Ventura telling Chyna to not cause aany trouble. Austin's getting a reaction that makes the other two look like midcarders.
Right we go, Mankind stays out of trouble and he pulls Helmsley's leg from the outside, on to the announce table they go. Whip into a clothesline, Triple H has been taking tables and stairs already.
Triple H ping pong! Down he goes, Mankind wants teamwork out of the two, they hug and a handshake offer. Of course the rattlesnake wouldn't take it.
But Mankind can take care of himself. Chyna getting ready for a sneak attack on Mankind, into the post he goes. Austin and Helmsley keep brawling.
Helmsley taking a chair, poor Jesse he's being outstretched. Mankind with the right hands. Quick right hands killing Helmsley. Mandible claw already, Chyna pulls the leg of Mick Foley. The Body is ejecting Chyna. Austin runs in and takes out Triple H.
Triple H working over that knee and where's Mankind? He's still down and out! Chopblock and down goes Austin, both knees are braced. Some stomps from Triple H. Mankind pushes Triple H aside to stomp Austin.
they decide to both stomp Austin together. Double team and down he goes. Mankind directing traffic, here's the legdrop, Triple H breaks the cover and the mini alliance breaks down.
Mankind launches himself at Helmsley who avoids him, Austin's rushing back in. Helmsley was thrown back over and Austin rammed into the steps. Austin and Mankind brawling, Austin with a low blow on Triple H.
Pedigree incoming, block and hee's a catapult. STUNNER! BUT HELMSLEY BRINGS IN A CHAIR! Chairshot to Mankind, Ventura refuses to count it. You don't win triple threats via chairshots under Jesse rules. Looks like the two of them are going to get it on.
In comes Shane! There's plenty of arguing, so Austin ends it with a Stunner on Shane McMahon. He's been using coarse language all night.
Austin with the whip and double clothesline, can Mankind capitalize on bohof them being down! HERE'S SOCKO! Count up to eight and the Target is, DOUBLE MANDIBLE CLAW! Pedigree attempt! CLOTHESLINE KNOCKS HIM OUT!
Knees, STUNNER, TRIPLE H HAS BEEN STUNNERED, MICK FOLEY BREAKS THE COUNT! Helmsley sets up and NAILS THE PEDIGREE, SAVE BY FOLEY! DOUBLE ARM DDT ON STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
HOT DAMN NEW CHAMPION! WHAT THE DAMN HELL MICK FOLEY, MANKIND JUST BECAME THE NEW CHAMPION! Totally looked like this was going to be Triple H's night but MANKIND IS THE WINNER!
Triple H is furious and is hitting Austin on the knees with that chair. Here's Chyna chasing off the referees. Austin's legs are gone. Slaughter gets nailed from the apron.
Show Rating: ***
Star of the Show: Mankind
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