Kane using the damn voicebox which is hurting my ears. Well I've never seen such a long video package for a tag-team match.
WWF TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:
Kane and X-Pac vs The Big Show and The Undertaker
Just what the hell is that crazy ass theme for The Showtaker? All four men brawl. X-Pac is the one against The Undertaker, but he tags in the younger brother. X-Pac gets in somecheap shots.
X-Pac is dominating The Undertaker. Kane saves X-Pac from a chokeslam . Big Red with a jumping clothesline, Big show pulls Kane off. DDT byThe Undertaker and Kane gets up. Big Show comes in and here are the big slaps.
Elbow catches Show, but the big boot and the big elbow leave Kane on the floor. Sit up! Series of knees being dropped and here's an elbow. Powerslam by the Big Show. Irish whip and Undertaker is dominating.
X-Pac with the hot tag and he dominates and cleans house with The Undertaker, Big Show stops X-Pac dead in his tracks. Show dropping X-Pac right on the barricade. Big Show dropping his down low. Bodyslam and here's a kneedrop.
X-Pac no sells, gets up and start kicking away, bear hug, oh wait looks like X-Pac is going to power out, CHOKESLAM! Kane with the save. Big Show signalling for the Chokeslam. X-Pac with a low blow.
Here's The Undertaker and a low blow by X-Pac, Kane runs in with several uppercuts and clotheslines. Hard Irish whip. Spinning heelkick by X-Pac and he rams Undertaker into the ringpost.
Bronco buster on Big show, he's angry and here's the chokeslam, not enough to pin the overpowered X-Pac. Undertaker tags himself inand unloads and here Tombstones X-Pac. FINALLY it works and we got ourselves new champions.
Out comes Billy Gunn with person under the sheet, turns out it was just an ugly whale.
KISS MY ASS MATCH:
Mr. Ass vs The Rock
Mr. Ass starts out hot on the offensive. The Rock goes crazy with his right hands. Billy Gunn starting to get overwhelmed by all those right hands.
Some Vikings in the crowd. Apparently there are no count outs in Kiss my ass matches. Billy gunn gets whipped into the Lion's Den. Back to the ring they go.
Irish whip into the stairs, Rock has been floored. Rock takes the crown and then smacks Mr. Ass and here's a waterjet. Ringbell gets rammed right into The Rock's head.
Chokehold by The Rock and the let's go Rocky chants are in full swing. Clothesline, neckbreaker by Billy Gunn. Rock is in the corner and here comes Billy Gunn and there a splash.
Rock explodes, Billy stops him with an elbow, DDT! SAMOAN DROP by The Rock! oh man nearly a Rock Bottom. BUT FAMEASSER! The Whale rolls into the ring and she sticks out her ass and Billy Gunn rams the face into her ass.
ROCK BOTTOM! HERE'S THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW! FINALLY! IT'S GONNA WORK! ONE! TWO! THREE! IT WORKED! IT FINALLY GODDAMNED WORKED!
THE ROCK WON VIA PEOPLE'S ELBOW!
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