Edge and Christian vs The Acolytes
Action's moving along real quick here tonight and big powerbomb by Bradshaw. Faarooq with a biig right hand. Heel kick by Edge and here's Bradshaw and stomps on Edge.
Bradshaw is brawling. Suplex and a cover, nearfall. Stomp by Faarooq, slowest section by far here.
Sleeper by Faarooq, spinebuster and Faarooq going for arrogant covers.
EDGE WITH A DDT! Dropkick by Christian on Bradshaw, Faarooq is taken care of and Faarooq pulls on Christian's leg, he still gets a tornado DDT on Bradshaw, double team and kickout.
clothesline from hell this is over.
The Acolytes vs The Hollies
Spinebuster, Hardcore from behind and shoulder block by the football stars. Suplex and the Hollies are right back in this.
Crash runs in like a maniac and gets chopped for his troubles. Here's Badshaw with a neckbreaker and a cover, nearfall.
Bodyshots and the holly cousins are beating each other up, Spinebuster and the Acolytes will be challenging for the titles on RAW tomorrow.
Big Show and Taker are backstage.
Al Snow is backstage with his dog.
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Road Dogg talks about wanting the Hardcore title and COUNTDOWN!!!
LIGHTS OUT!
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Lawler is getting really hyped for this.
Jericho: "I AM THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N' ROLLA!"
Look at him go with his high energy promo. Jericho's not impressed by Dogg's spelling skills.
Road Dogg looks like he could cry, man don't let this newcomer just upstage you! Fight for your honor! You're like the top D-X member left.
Teddy Long's on deck in the ring. Road Dogg is going to join the commentary table and after one suck it Y2J is crying. Road Dogg is too poor to afford a computer, I hear Window 98 is pretty damn good.
WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT!
WWF HARDCORE TITLE MATCH:
Al Snow vs Big Bossman (c)
Road Dogg is going to be calling the match with a mic, he's terrible at improvised colour commentary.
Big Bossman with some big shots and oh hey he's got Pepper the dog. Al Snow with the blackboard and he smashed it on Bossman's head.
Crutch shot! Head rammed right into the pepsi vendng machine, its empty. well that machine's broke. Snow's asking them to open the door and they bring this fight to the outside.
Heel kick, WWF match filming, using Bourne movie camera tricks way before they were made. They are going indoors, some idiot was in the way. People still yelling head!
Broomsticks shatter and to the restrooms they go! Urinal cakes are being used. Some head banging on the walls. Al Snow got a chain. Random customers giving chains for choking purposes.
Moonsault off the bar. Bossman survives andhere come the uppercuts and where, oh pool hall! Road Dogg uses a nightstick to kill the Bossman and AL SNOW WINS THE TITLE BACK!
Huh, Stevie Richards and the Blue Meanie were handling pepper and down they go.
Hey look Mankind is back!
LION'S DEN IS BACK!
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