Fully Loaded 1999
Why do we have festive music to start this thing off? This PPV will be the end of an era.
Is Russo finally leaving! Austin just got assaulted, Vince does an ever, ever, ever promo.
You think you know me! You think you know me!
WWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:
Edge (c) vs Jeff Jarrett
Hot damn Debra, that might be taking it too far. Lawler just went crazy for the puppies.
Looks like we've got five titles on the line tonight. Headlock and the crowd wants puppies. Takedowns early on and here's some pushing and shovng.
Edge posing to the crowd and he's starting to get over with the femle crowd. Half-nelson and Jarrett is in trouble, backslide, he gets out of this pinch.
Sunset flip and nearfall. Edge by far the quicker of the two and a very nice suplex. Edge favouring the knee. Not good when Jarrett's a figure four master.
Rollup and Edge crashed right into the ringpost, he's falling apart like a mechano. Jarrett with the Armbar takedown. Stomp by Jarrett and now he's going into taunt mode.
Jeff Jarrett has the sleeper, Gangrel has left the brood. Sleeper's been applied again. Oh wait Edge got kicked out of the Brood.
Edge is starting to fade. Jarrett is now in the sleeper, suplex counter, but Edge counters that into a craddle. Sunset flip, Jarrett nearly reversed it.
They both fall to the ground and Edge's head lands right on the Double J nuts. Countout time by the referee. There was a cover and Jarrett kicks out.
Swinging neckbreaker. Here's another inside craddle, same nearfalls over and over again, tornado DDT and Jarrett's on the ropes now. Edge setting up something but gets thrown over.
LIGHTS OUT! Gangrel is out? Is this Gangrel? No Edge beat the crap out of Gangrel and Jarrett attacks from behind crossbody, reversed and Edge nearly had it.
Jarrett kicks out again from a pin, POWERBOMB! Jarrett still kicks out. SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Debra's puppies are a distraction, more distractions and Gangrel interference and JARRETT PICKS UP THE WIN!
Austin healing factor, all about those bandaids. AUSTIN TO THE RING AND HE CLEANS HOUSE WITH WITH DOUBLE J. Austin's already bleeding all over already. He's going hunting for the Undertaker.
WWF TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH:
The Acolytes vs The Hardy Boyz (c) and Michael Hayes
You know what I kinda like this new music from the Hardy Boyz. This match is under Acolytes rules which means its apparently 3 on 2.
Plenty of brawling outside the ring. Hayes is somehow still able to go. clothesline on Hayes and the acolytes are stomping hard and Faarooq rams the stairs right into Hayes.
Match has officially started now. Oh my Jeff just went with a sommerset and Matt Hardy's going all flippy on us right now as well. Bradshaw with a fallaway slam, dropkick and craddle from the Hardyz.
Another dropkick, crossbody, baseball slide. Hayes is visibly gassed on the outside of the ring. Triple team time maybe. Double suplex followed by a senton. Bradshaw is just knocking sense into people.
Acolytes have managed to slow down the pace of the match. Big boot by Bradshaw and Hayes needs the hot tag,
Hayes tags out just intime but Jeff takes a powerslam and Bradshaw's in there to just toss Jeff down, they sell death well right now. Faarooq with a cover, but Jeff kicked out. Here's a chokehold, geez look at the size of those eyes.
Oh, this match lacks the DQ rule, Matt Hardy's in there and Jeff is thrown out of the ring, Bradshaw not there, swinging neckbreaker by Matt Hardy. Clothesline knocks him down. Oh geez, suplex right off the top.
Jeff with a cane knocks out Bradshaw, who just got up. Jeff went high risk and the clothesline killed him in midair and Matt Hardy with the save. Double powerbomb for Hayes.
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