i'm gonna go on a limb here and say that Crono banged the living hell out of Marle as i have a hard time seeing that generation stop THERE. Liquid i'm not sure has any interest in sex in the first place. Solid probably banged Meryl before she got on 'roids, but Snake's lifespan is fairly short. if this were Big Boss, no question he got laid enough. but a genetically engineered soldier who spends his time going around fighting mysterious forces? don't know about that. lavos isn't picking any weight here, but frankly neither is Liquid. between the guy who's busy trying to save the world his entire life and the guy who saved the world, got drunk and partied along the way with a princess who is no doubt a total freak? i'll take the one with the full life span, definitely had kids, and banged a princess. dude wasn't even 18 when he saved the world and got the girl. snake gets a grand total of 1 girl on screen, and she ain't even around very long.
Pac has a rather extensive family. nobody knows how, but he most definitely gets action.
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