Pac-Man/Blinky
Snakes
Pac-Man has a wife and kids. Crash has... a crush. Yeah... I'm not saying Crash didn't get down with Tawna, but we've actually got evidence that Mr and Mrs Pac have been freakin' in da sack. Since Cortex is probably a virgin and Blinky is dead, they ain't contributing to the cause so Pac wins this alone. And lol Lavos. Easy picks today.
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