December 15, 2011
Indeed, ScareChan liked to strike fear into his opponents, so he had moddled his base after the greatest Latverian export; Victor Von Doom. Pram had loved the idea.
ScareChan snapped out of his remembrance to begin an assault on these trespassers. He had been warned of their arrival and had shot their plane down, but this apparently had not been enough to kill them all.
"DOOM IS MISSILES!" ScareChan roared through the intercom. The voice came out of the Doombase's mouth. It was a terrifying noise, but not as terrifying as the succession of missiles that followed it.
"UHOH!" shouted Justin_Crossing. Team Christmas dove for cover.
"GOBBLE!" Ayv grabbed GTM, who narrowly avoided becoming roast turkey at a far faster speed than one would usually expect. Team Christmas hid behind the front perimeter wall that surrounded the base, missiles continually hitting it.
Then Alec stepped out from in front of it and caused all the missiles to drop to the ground and explode, taking out the plethora of armed guards that were there. "Just how I roll, bro," he said, casually lighting up a cigar as he continued to deactivate the Doomissiles.
"Doom is irritated," Scare said quietly to himself, and fired lazer beams out of the Doombase's eyes. Alec completely no-sold this offence, however, sending the missiles right back at the Doomtower with his watch.
"Quickly chaps, into the base! I'll keep him busy with my cliche lines."
"Alright!" shouted GenSag as she ran to Doom's shoe, which had a door in the heel. Some kind of service entrance, she supposed.
Inside, Team Christmas realised they were in a staff room for the guards. Only one was in there, however; Chrono1219.
...and he was joined by Tom and Dante.
"Tom! Dante! You're alive!" said JeffRaze.
"...?" asked Chrono.
"Oooh yeah we probably should have mentioned that we defected to Team Christmas. Sorry about that," said Tom.
"Chrono's an old friend of ours from TNUC training," explained Dante. "He let us in."
"How did you survive the plane?" asked Nio.
"Plane? What plane? Oh...that plane. Uhh, we just sort of landed on the helipad. There were cushions there. Chrono was there having a cigarette, so he took us here."
"I see," replied cody.
"Wait...what the...what? That doesn't make any sense at all!" said the scientific JeffRaze, unhappy with this blatant disregard for logic.
"Yes it does, dammit. It's perfect. It's dashing," said cody.
"RAWR!" shouted bbbtime, cutting through the idle chatter by attacking Chrono, who's head exploded.
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