CHAPTER 13: Close Encounters of the Biblical Kind
Maria was sort of in trouble...
She had stumbled upon a large group and although their apparent leader was a peaceful person it would seem, the rest of the group was not necessarily in agreement.
"You dumb b****!" Snapped an angry SEP. "That was supposed to be for a bunch of random losers to eat and get poisoned from! You have SOME NERVE disposing of it!"
"What?! I'm sorry! I saw a huge dead half-eaten fish on the deck and since that dumb pterodactyl gave me cleaning items, naturally I cleaned up the mess!" Argued Maria.
"I have to say I'm pretty impressed that she was able to push that thing overboard..." Said Cod.
"SEP, be reasonable! We formed this alliance for the sake of self-defense! This poor, ethnic maid has a bunch of maid stuff, not a real weapon!" Pleaded Naomi. "She means us no harm! Why would you want to kill her?!"
"Because her face is pissing me off!" Snapped Ryoko who was clearly on SEP's side because SEP is really sexy and no lady can resist his charm, although Naomi was doing a pretty good job so far...
"I'm with Naomi on this one. We should just let this girl go," added Cod.
"Yeah! Just let me go!... Or even take me with you!" Pleaded Maria. "I'm no good at fighting but I can clean! Death can be pretty messy after all..."
"Well, we don't really need someone to clean up any corpses we find or make... I kinda got that covered," Fire chimed in, pointing out his ability to incinerate just about anything with his flamethrower. "I don't really have a strong opinion one way or another, so whatever you guys want to do is fine with me."
"Well I vote kill the b**** and I know Ryoko is with me!" Said SEP. "Cod, you suck and Fire doesn't give a s***... So Naomi... Are you gonna force a tie and make Fire break it... or will you just vote with us? Keep in mind, just because you formed this group does not make you the leader..." He squinted his eyes evilly and began to take his SEP-charm to the next level.
Naomi was powerless. SEP was just too God damn sexy. "Fine... we kill her..."
Maria started to cry. In her mind, she prayed that God would save her from this predicament. (Again, doing this for the sake of making this scene relevant to the chapter title >_>)
SEP took a few steps toward her. "Sorry, honey, but the motion passes. You can fight if you want to, but you're outnumbered..."
Maria considered jumping overboard and hoping the landscape would change before she drowned, but surely she would be sucked under the vessel and shredded by the massive propellers that drove the ship.
"She may be outnumbered but she's not alone!" Announced an unseen figure gallantly.
A man jumped down from the balcony above in an acrobatic manner and stepped between Maria and her soon-to-be attackers.
"Heh. Nice move," chuckled SEP. "For an old man..."
"I like to think of myself as experienced and well-travelled as opposed to old," Said Raka in a gentlemanly tone. He lifted his cane defensively and took a fencing stance. "So, shall we duke it out or will you let us take leave?"
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)