Suddenly (I think I've used that word a lot in this story...), he had an idea. "Oy! There's more vehicles in the world than just cars! This bloody ship ITSELF is a vehicle! I'll just find the bridge and drive the whole ship around! BRILLIANT!" He headed off to try to find the bridge, with visions dancing in his head of crashing the ship and killing everyone on board except for himself because he was wearing a Stig outfit and would clearly survive.
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"Hey dudes, check this out! I noticed something weird about the list of the dead!" Announced Steroids. "You gotta see this!"
"Ooooh!" Gasped Squid. "Interesting developments make my nipples hard!"
Caelus' alts gathered around Steroids.
"Look at the users that somehow managed to get into this game who weren't here originally. Check out their numbers," said Steroids.
"I don't see anything," replied Machete.
"Whirlybird, 57..." said Steroids. "That's the guys actual social IQ! And Ertyu... 9. He was killed by Vince Young because he used to complain about him. Vince Young's number is 9. Vlado was 2012, the year the world is supposed to end. Vlado complains about things like they're the end of the world... Thejp's number was almost 10 million, a really large number for a really large person. Finally, Smurf, 170. 170 is the ascii code for ¬, the Smurf shifty eye! All those numbers mean something for those users!"
"Holy s*** dude, I think you're onto something!" Exclaimed Figure, who was finally sober.
"Wait, nope..." said Machete. "You forgot one. SenorHouseMouse. His number was 128341 or something random like that. That doesn't fit the pattern, so you must be wrong about everything."
"Oh... damn... I guess I was wrong," said Steroids with a disappointed sigh.
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Meanwhile, Caelus had returned and was looking up information about the users that had just randomly ended up in his project. He typed some stuff and the computer came up with something. "Wait... two matches?" Caelus muttered. "How could SenorHouseMouse have been given a number of someone who already died in something other project decades ago?" He searched more extensively. "121512 SenorHouseMouse... what the hell? His number was changed just before he died and 121512 was his original number? Hmm... the 12th letter of the alphabet is L and the 15th is O... LOL..." He had a sudden realization. "My God... This means something and I am supposed to know what it means but I forgot! Damn it!"
One of his alts walked in. "Hey boss, I've been taking a look at the numbers of those random people that keep showing up," said Steroids. He walked up to Caelus and noticed what was on the monitor. "So SHM had the number 121512 which is like LOL? That's weird because something about 'LOL' was at the scene when those users found his body! I knew it! All the numbers mean something! They're not random like numbers for OUR users!"
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ya right you are case the sunglasses have 3d so i can see right threw their clothes -ertyu
(about wearing sunglasses to stare at boobs without girls noticing)